imransuleiman:

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officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

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elizabeths-banks:

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

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mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

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rosebeaches:

buttered bread really is the epitome of goodness & purity

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marxpussy:

marxpussy:

If you’re a man and you’re not my dad, do not call me sweetie. Or sweetheart. Sure as fuck dont call me babygirl.

However if you’re a woman, I IMPLORE you call me sweetie, sweetheart, and babygirl. All acceptable.

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monsieurtoast:

tsunadesgf:

tsunadesgf:

has sasuke ever actually won a fight. im being serious. has there ever been a fight where sasukes opponent did not go easy on him or end up self-destructing. has there been a single fight where sasuke didnt end up laying on the ground, passed out, or hospitalized while im at it

I want to say Danzou was all him? I don’t remember any interference or self-destructing there, just Sasuke being ruthless

adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

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warmlantern:

When you start feeling nostalgic for things you weren’t even enjoying while they were happening it’s like..could you get a little dumber if you tried 

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

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